Haha this is what your window furnishings look like when you've used all your money on building the house!
A sheet held up by a squillion pegs and the box your dining table came in. I remember our house having this very look for quite a few years when I was growing up. Everything in good time (and good finances!)
I don't have much choice, this is my bedroom and the double glass doors open straight out onto a main(ish) road.